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This is not a story I have told a lot of people. Actually, I think I’ve only told my husband thus far in my life! So, I guess I am still somewhat embarrassed by it after all these years.
*Heavy Breathing….1..2…3…4..*
I really wanted to be a tap dancer. I watched the old ‘talkies’ with my grandparents and the dancers like Fred Astaire amazed me. I mean, I was like seven or eight so what did I know about life choices, but I thought I really, really wanted to tap. I loved dance costumes and tap shoes. How elegant. Somehow (not sure how?) my mom scraped up enough cash for me to take lessons for one year. You know what? I was THE BEST in the class. Shirley Temple had NOTHING on me (oh wait, too soon?). My dance teacher, Ms. Darla, was like a dolled-up middle-age Carol Burnett look-alike with a southeastern Ohio accent and leotards, fancy totes and every kind of colored lace in her tap shoes you could imagine. I thought she was gorgeous. And, boy, could she TAP!
I was going to be Ms. Darla’s star pupil in her kid’s class. I got pretty darn close, too!
I knew all the words to every dance song, would use my body well when doing all the moves and I had a fun attitude when I danced. I was so happy going to class each week. I wore hand-me-down tees and sweat pants, but man, I knew that we were going to get a dance costume for a huge number and I could not wait.
Until. Dum Dum DUM.
I realized – recital announcement made – that you had to perform in from of *gasp* an AUDIENCE. What? I didn’t want to perform for people, I just wanted to dance. In Costume. Darn it. What fun was doing it with all eyes on you? And, plus, I was forced to dance in not one- but TWO- dance recitals in our small town’s ONLY Opera House/theater (so, basically, everyone in the village was there) and I had to perform at the Fourth of July parade. I hated it. I hated it so much I didn’t want to dance anymore. Even the coolest sequins and feathers were not enough for the misery it caused me to tap in front of a crowd.
I told my mom at the end of the year – NO MORE TAP! WHY? She was confused. I wouldn’t answer. She didn’t know why. But she knew I said no. NO! NO! NO! But then – my tap teacher CALLED my mom and basically told her she thought I was talented and had to take tap. My mom said Ms. Darla wanted me to dance and not one to disappoint, I said yes. I HATED IT, but I excelled in class and was put in the front row for our recitals. Dreading the upcoming performances and not knowing how to get out of this never ending anxiety wheel, I took action at the first major dance recital – I mean EVERYONE was there.
I completely BOTCHED the performance. I mean, I went right when the other girls went left. I went in circles while all the other girls went straight in a line. My mom has pictures. Yes, they exist.
‘The Innocent’ before the performance (me on the left). I was ready to start ‘Dance Plan Sabotage’. 
Yup, still me on the left.
I was the ‘leader’ at that moment and the girls were like, “WHAT????” 
I looked ridiculous!
My poor parents were probably choking themselves in their seats. I’m shocked my mom even took photographic evidence. The great thing was – Ms. Darla never asked me back to her dance class and I never performed again. I was FREE and HAPPY! However, now that I understand that correlation; I loved to dance and was good at it, but hated to be put on display at that young age I think it is cool that my daughter, with no prodding or mention on my end, wants and LOVES to dance anytime/anywhere makes me happy and smile. After all, I do love to dance (though to be honest, I never really tried to dance after those lessons as a kid, so I completely stink.) I love to see her dance. She clearly loves it as well as performing for others. And, I am so into the dance gear that goes with it as much as she is, too!
Say it with me now! Dance Gear! Look, I promise you that I’m not a crazy side-show dance mom, but I do like cute little dance outfits and totes and what better way to dance with zen than with the fun Tree of Life Tote. I love it for our yoga gear (oh yeah, we are yogis, too) and I use it for my daughter’s dance gear. It is large, has great zippered pockets with an easy magnetic-snap closure. The tote is 100% cotton with nylon lining. It’s awesome for classes especially for multiple sports locations on-the-go! What a perfect tote to have all your exercise gear. Here’s to loving and living health and exercise – live audience performance NOT included, thank you very much.
Tip! I personalized this tote for class with Brooke’s name and the word DANCE (I’m still trying to find a cool one for YOGA, too) from a sew on patch I had personalized through a store on Etsy. The colors match perfectly and it looks super cute.
What does Tree of Life Mean? The Tree of Life is a multi-branched tree that illustrates the idea of interconnectedness of all living things on the planet.
Tree of Life Tote
List Price: $ 24.95


You’re a tap dancing saboteur!!
Thanks for the laugh! Yes, my true calling may be creating a reverse marketing strategy. I shall call it the ‘Dance Plan Sabotage’ in its honor. I could make millions!